He was looking pretty greasy, eating greasy food with two greasy girls. Had a late nite Mac-Attack and sat in a booth behind Michael Pitt. Either way, she looked fabulous and was very nice. My friend asked her where the after party was and she politely said she didn t know, that she didn t really go to any parties (Whatev Chloe!). On Friday 9/16, saw Chloe Sevigny at Fizz for the A.R.E. He's just got that somethin' somethin' that makes you want to stay close to him. He wandered around the magazine stand and eventually disappeared. We both got felt up and triple checked at security so I thought we could maybe bond after that but I chickened out. He had on a blue t-shirt and jeans, no news entourage and just carried a small bag with him. After reading the New York mag article about him I figured he was still down south but this was definitely the Coop. I never really understood the obsession with Anderson Cooper until 9/19 at around 7am in line for security at LaGuardia. And I don't even get to see them do coke. Apparently, I now have to cross the bridge to see faded supermodels. The cocktail waiter had an immediate meeting with her, and apparently got served. BUT, she was the first to start smoking inside. Nor did she demand to be paid $10,000 for getting out of bed to appear at a Hurricane Katrina benefit. Unfortunately, she did not snort coke off the table. In the final analysis, Linda looked especially fab juxtaposed against a huge, fat old blonde woman. Which I hope was the Twig, after watching ANTM, but probably wasn't. (Meaning he was wearing all-black and had a really shiny watch) She was also sitting with a dumpy, fat old blonde woman. She was with a slightly older, European looking gentleman who appeared to be rich. But don't worry, being a huge faggot who watches the Freedom '90 video on repeat every morning before I go to work, I was on the case. Saw fucking Linda Evangelista Saturday night at Paloma, the new Greenpoint hotspot.

I didn't think that this was worthy, but after watching America's Next Top Model and reading about how fat Heath Ledger's girlfriend is for the 8th time in two days, I changed my mind. Sightings are sent in by our meth-loving readers send yours to this edition: Linda Evangelista lights up inside, Anderson Cooper, Chloe Sevigny, Michael Pitt at McDonalds, Liev Schreiber and Naomi Watts, Chelsea Clinton, Maura Tierney, Molly Shannon, Cuba Gooding Junior, Martha Stewart, Paris and Paris, Tara Reid being obnoxious, Bob Saget, Scarlett Johansson, Ed Norton, Caroline Rhea, Ellen Barkin, Elvis Costello, Jim Jarmush, Martin Scorsese, Steve Van Zant, Pattie Smith, Ric Ocasek, Jason Patric, Leonardo DiCaprio, David Schwimmer, Susan Sarandon, Elijah Wood, David Lauren and Lauren Bush, Geraldo Rivera, Tony Danza, the FIRST Becky from Roseanne, Terry Richardson, Newman from Seinfeld, David Alan Grier, and Hahhvard boy Nick McDonell.

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